As of today my new favorite people group is definitely the Japanese (sorry, Inuit. You had a good run). Why? Because apparently they have invented a Speech Jamming Gun which actually works. It records whatever someone is saying and plays it back at them with a slight delay, which somehow short circuits speech capacity and renders the target mute.
The implications of this for use in the church and the home are nothing short of staggering. Someone talking during the service? Arm the deacons with Japanese Speech-Jamming Guns.
I imagine they are pricey, so I'm thinking about going in with several others on a model we can pass around. Any takers?
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